Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Feeling Guilty



You might be a bad mommy if...

You hide in your bedroom with your laptop while they take over the house.

You go out for dinner with your husband and bring home pizza.

You get much more excited watching your dog play than your kids.

You would much rather take your kids to the park that your dog can go to with the lake than the one that has the cool play area.

...So you visit that one much more often.

If there is no blood involved than you dont want to hear it.

Your kids do their own laundry....If the're over the age of 10.

You like to call the brown spot in your son's hazel eye a "shit spot".

You have told your daughter that her gift is "being social"

You have had milkshakes and cookies...for dinner.

You laugh at the way your kid talks.

...Even though he's in speech lessons.

Your kids laugh hysterically when they fart.

Walmart is their favorite store.

...Unless the're 6. Then they love the dollar store.

And finally, you might be a bad mommy if...

Your kids think that twizzlers are made out of the dolphins caught in tuna nets.

4 comments:

Creepy said...

We are twins separated at birth. Bad mommies rule.

Stacy said...

Ha! Feel better. My mom told my little brother (the youngest of 4) that the "ice cream truck" was actually a truck that stole little boys so she wouldn't have to buy ice cream for us. A kind neighbor ratted her out.

Kristine said...

Ha, love the last one. I tell my boys the ice cream truck is the music truck.
Sounds to me like you are a very normal mommy:-)

Mama to a diva said...

At least you give them pizza when you out! If we go out to dinner without The Diva she usually gets a pb&j.